Friday, May 30, 2008

Journey from E-Sqauare to Kalyani Nagar

This is one of the auspicious day of our journey that we do daily to reach our office in Kalyani Nagar.

          We get down from our college bus at atur centre to go to our respective office. Sushant, Kaushik and myself go in one auto. This is a typical day of our journey. “Sushant, kahan hai yaar tu?” This was Kaushik or Bhooka, as his friends call him. He is christened this name because he literally chases every girl in sight.

         “Bhaiya, Kalyani Nagar chaloge” asked a harsh voice of Kaushik. “Nahi” Came the prompt reply. And me and sushant could not stop laughing. And Kaushik was like “sale inke baap ka auto hai kya, itna bhaav khaate hain ye log”.

          We get in the auto, Sushant and Kaushik sat on side seat and I grab the middle seat. As soon as we get in auto, Kaushik verbalized “la yaar sandy, kuch gane suna de” (FM station in mobile). I vent out anger and mumble “saala, kamina” and unwillingly share my earphone with him.

         “Bhandiya hu, Bhandiya hu (khuda ke liye)” Auto was filled with music. “I love this song“ claimed Kaushik. Another good song comes up but he didn’t like it and changes the station and I curse myself to be with him.

          (Auto stops at railway station red light)

          And our Kaushik bhaiya start staring a foreigner, “kya maal hai yaar. Kitni sexy hai”. And we were like “saale chilla kyun raha hai, aaram se bol le ”. And he retorted by saying “for girls I go like drooling” and he shows the action. I bet he couldn’t  have articulated better than that.

          Between the journey I dooze off and seeing it Kaushik asks Sushant “Ye room par sota nahi hai kya, Jab dekho sota hi rehta hai”. (Kumbhkarna still exist on this earth, at least some of his relatives)

         “Sandy, we are at our place now” said Sushant. And I wake up rubbing my eyes and say “itni jaldi aa gaye”. And we get down and ask the charge usually its 65-75 depending on the traffic. Generally its Sushant who pays the money and we give him our share in evening or the next day.

The futures of India are stepping outside to go to their office.

Posted by sandipsingh at 07:25:36
Comments

5 Responses to “Journey from E-Sqauare to Kalyani Nagar”

  1. Anonymous says:

    well i can say that this is just a small description of the hilarious journey that we do every day and it will take a year or so to describe KAUSHIK and his acts. well i am enjoying the trip as a viewer so i can feel what is being written.
    expecting a some more blogs from u ,so keep writing

    sushant

  2. Anonymous says:

    Hey, you write great, why dont u start writing “Sandeep: The Hairy Potter”, the only difference is wizard is not on the broom but in an AutoRick ;-), keep writing…

  3. Dhruva says:

    Gud write up…its real….

  4. Anonymous says:

    Dhruva, As real as your PJ

  5. Anonymous says:

    Kumbhkarna still exist on this earth, at least some of his relatives

    i liked above line…
    “I love this song“ claimed Kaushik. Another good song comes up but he didn’t like it and changes the station and I curse myself to be with him.”-mention the song plz

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